I needed more space to breathe
so i am pushing the earth down
i needed more food to eat
so i am photocopying my food now
i needed more stars to stare at
so i am multiplying them with two
i needed more rain to get drenched everyday
so i am ordering a lifetime supply of rain clouds
i needed flowers, loads of them to drown in their fragrance
so i am planting a garden in my fish tank
i needed music to intoxicate my head
so i am hiring an opera singer to sing at my funeral